A friend of mine on Facebook just posted a picture of a “hot” guy and said “someone needs to send him around to give her a massage” and it actually made me LOL because obviously these little muscley, younger than me bimbos are not the real standard of male beauty. SKELETAL MIDDLE-AGED BESPECTACLED SPAZZY NERDS ARE WHERE IT’S AT, YO.
VIDEO CONTEST. If we enter, let alone win, is there a transfer of intellectual property to you or can I share it/make money off of it (some parts may be worthy of sale)?
JF: uh… there is nothing intellectual here. We took off the intellectuals. We put on They Might Be Giants.
OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ANSWER ILU FLANS. (Even though ok ok he got the part about her getting the name of the band wrong but WHATEVER, still amazing.)