The healing doesn't stop the feeling.

4245326643 asked:

flans i went to pratt's accepted students day and they gave us a packet with like info about the school and they had a list of alumni and it didn't say you :-((((

tmbgareok:

JF: it’s because of our BAD BOY IMAGE!

truth

IT’S SO OBVIOUS

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted a picture of a “hot” guy and said “someone needs to send him around to give her a massage” and it actually made me LOL because obviously these little muscley, younger than me bimbos are not the real standard of male beauty. SKELETAL MIDDLE-AGED BESPECTACLED SPAZZY NERDS ARE WHERE IT’S AT, YO.

  • apollonum: who did john linnell kill to get that hair
Uh Flans maaaaaaaaaaaybe you should’ve considered the placement of your guitar strap before you wore that shirt…
(It actually says “NORTHERN SCUM,” if you can’t make it out)

Uh Flans maaaaaaaaaaaybe you should’ve considered the placement of your guitar strap before you wore that shirt…

(It actually says “NORTHERN SCUM,” if you can’t make it out)

People used to ring up and say ‘Don’t quit your day job’ or ‘sell your synth’, but the joke’s on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!

—John Flansburgh on Dial-A-Song (via theantigovernor) (via theantigovernor)

If only the S-E-X-X-Y EP really had this random dude on the cover

If only the S-E-X-X-Y EP really had this random dude on the cover

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jarofbees asked:

VIDEO CONTEST. If we enter, let alone win, is there a transfer of intellectual property to you or can I share it/make money off of it (some parts may be worthy of sale)?

tmbgareok:

JF: uh… there is nothing intellectual here. We took off the intellectuals. We put on They Might Be Giants.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ANSWER ILU FLANS. (Even though ok ok he got the part about her getting the name of the band wrong but WHATEVER, still amazing.)

DEATH

DEATH

It’s true, nothing says “punk rock” like They Might Be Giants.

It’s true, nothing says “punk rock” like They Might Be Giants.

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I just got this pirated Saudi Flood cassette and it’s soooooooo sketchy and amazing