I’ve been printing out pictures of John/The Johns to put up on my walls (oh god you don’t even wanna know how many) and to make selecting them easier I’m just going through choosing from the most highly-rated ones in my indexer. And I was like “goddamn there are a ton of pictures in my Candids tag that are 4- or 5-stars.” I’m sure this has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that those are the vast majority of the ones where John’s wearing his GLASSES…
John how is even just watching you drink a bottle of water really fucking hot I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Sometimes I get tempted to post REALLY SEXUALLY EXPLICIT things about John here but then I remember that SOMETIMES TMBG ARE OK REBLOGS THINGS MEANING THEY MUST BE LOOKING AT THE #TMBG TAG AT LEAST OCCASIONALLY and yehhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t exactly feel too comfortable with that. So be relieved that you’re being saved from hearing about my crazy John Linnell fantasies, y’all. Or disappointed, depending.
So I don’t know if y’all are aware but it has been scientifically proven that this part of Birdhouse is the hottest thing ever captured on film in the history of time