GOD I miss the bari sax. It sounded awesome and also it was SO FUCKING SEXY. Not like accordion-level sexy of course, but damn sexy.
When I talked to John at the second instore I went to I asked him if he was getting another one (for those of y’all who don’t know what happened was it got fucking stolen from backstage at a show in London) and he was like “Oh yeh yeh I’m just waiting for the insurance money to come through” and I said “Good! I miss it” and he said “Yeh, me too” and seemed all wistful about it. SO WTF DUDE? It’s not like he doesn’t have the money now, Mr. DISNEY SUPERDOUGH. I know he thinks he can get away with playing the sax songs on bass clarinet, but it just is not the same at all.
I’ve been printing out pictures of John/The Johns to put up on my walls (oh god you don’t even wanna know how many) and to make selecting them easier I’m just going through choosing from the most highly-rated ones in my indexer. And I was like “goddamn there are a ton of pictures in my Candids tag that are 4- or 5-stars.” I’m sure this has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that those are the vast majority of the ones where John’s wearing his GLASSES…
John how is even just watching you drink a bottle of water really fucking hot I DON’T UNDERSTAND
Sometimes I get tempted to post REALLY SEXUALLY EXPLICIT things about John here but then I remember that SOMETIMES TMBG ARE OK REBLOGS THINGS MEANING THEY MUST BE LOOKING AT THE #TMBG TAG AT LEAST OCCASIONALLY and yehhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t exactly feel too comfortable with that. So be relieved that you’re being saved from hearing about my crazy John Linnell fantasies, y’all. Or disappointed, depending.