The healing doesn't stop the feeling.

Those are the parts that make *me* most jealous of y’all…

Question for the Flansgirls: What do you consider the best part of Gigantic: Sleeping, shaving, or saying “cocksucker”? Or possibly some other part I’m not thinking of?

Bad planning

I don’t know why I didn’t consider the fact that I would need to schedule “JOHN IS TOO FUCKING AMAZING I CAN’T HANDLE THIS” breaks into my Gigantic-watching plan

And now it’s time for the next part of my First Show Anniversary Celebration: Watching Gigantic, i.e. flailing around nonstop for awhile AND BEING TURNED ON OUT OF MY MIND OH MY GOD. This time I am going to be on the lookout for things to make gifs and wavs of, so I will be sharing some of that with y’all soon!

I don’t know if y’all are aware, but, in addition to being a documentary, Gigantic is also an instructional video. It’s true.

I’m about to write some erotica, because what better way to spend a Wednesday night, but I simply am incapable of writing without plenty of COFFEE (I blame those damn Johns for getting me into this mindset).

But! Problem! I only have one coffee filter left! So how would I make coffee tomorrow morning? I could go to the grocery store now, but I don’t want to go to the grocery store now! I want to write!


and I realized that OH I can just use a paper towel! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, JOHN LINNELL.