Oh god AND just talking about how DLS and Crane have John being UNBEARABLY HOT in the videos but are also soooooooooo sad is without even getting into the fact that yeh lyrically those songs are so sad but musically they’re SO HAPPY, BECAUSE THE FIRST THING WASN’T CONFUSING ENOUGH. GODDAMN YOU JOHN LINNELL YOU’RE FUCKING WITH MY HEAD. STOP IT. No don’t actually stop it because those are two of the absolute most perfect songs in the history of time AND I love seeing how sexy you are in the videos but still GODDAMN.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY HE IS SHOWING OFF HIS FUCKING CROTCH IN A SONG WITH THE LINE “EVERYBODY DIES FRUSTRATED AND SAD AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL” IN IT TALK ABOUT MIXED FUCKING SIGNALS JOHN LINNELL JESUS CHRIST
Do you ever get really really reallyyyyyyyyy turned on watching the videos for “Don’t Let’s Start” or “They’ll Need a Crane” and then you realize that THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THE MOST DEPRESSING SONGS EVER and then you feel all awkward