- typewrittengirl: what if john like
- typewrittengirl: does tons of stuff on the comp too just NOT WITH US
- typewrittengirl: what if he's like
- typewrittengirl: posting very passionate messages on like
- typewrittengirl: message boards about old cameras
- apollonum: CAMERA MES--YES
- apollonum: YES HE IS
- typewrittengirl: HE TOTALLY IS
- apollonum: OMG WHAT IF HE'S ON THE CAMERA WIKI
- typewrittengirl: WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HIS USERNAME
- typewrittengirl: i bet he uses the same one everywhere
- apollonum: icthyosaurlover59
- typewrittengirl: oh right
- typewrittengirl: i forgot that we already determined it
- apollonum: SIMULTANEOUSLY
- apollonum: AND INDEPENDENTLY
- apollonum: SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH US
So last night I had a dream that I cut off my leg and taped it in my journal, but then I decided it was gonna get gross and so I threw it away (yeh, I have a lot of SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP dreams ok). Excerpt from my discussion with Apollo about it:
(4:42:15 PM) typewrittengirl: oh my leg was gonna grow back
(4:42:18 PM) typewrittengirl: but idk why i cut it off
(4:42:32 PM) apollonum: maybe you were the guy in montana
(4:42:37 PM) apollonum: new headcanon
(4:42:44 PM) apollonum: he cut off his leg
(4:42:49 PM) apollonum: that’s why he’s in the hospital
(4:42:53 PM) apollonum: he’s from montana, right?
(4:42:56 PM) apollonum: and he wants to secede
(4:42:58 PM) apollonum: from the union
(4:43:03 PM) apollonum: so he’s trying to cut montana off
(4:43:08 PM) apollonum: but then he realises he cut off his leg
(4:43:10 PM) apollonum: and he’s like “oops”
- antgeth: how does flans manage to be such a classy bum
- antgeth: HOW DOES FLANS DEFY OXYMORONS
(12:28:09 PM) apollonum: UGH JOHN DOES NOT NEED TO BE MORE HOT THOUGH
(12:28:18 PM) apollonum: not helping anyone
—Apollo on the grey
(1:33:50 PM) jennyb86uk: Perfect John hair is an important part of the tmbg fangirl’s experience
WHAT
So Ant is looking up things about Oppenheimer, who opened for TMBG on the The Else tour, and he found this on the Livejournal of one of the guys: On the last night of tour, it’s common for the headliners to prank the opening act -
They Might Be Giants taped all our keyboard keys together and threw paper airplanes at us. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. That is GREAT. Was Linnell actually involved in this??? I can see Flans throwing paper airplanes but NOT HIM.
(11:52:10 PM) typewrittengirl: you know though
(11:52:17 PM) typewrittengirl: if john did make paper airplanes they would be all like
(11:52:18 PM) typewrittengirl: THE BEST ONES
(11:52:20 PM) typewrittengirl: THEY’D BE ALL LIKE
(11:52:26 PM) typewrittengirl: SUPER-AERODYNAMIC AND SHIT
(11:52:55 PM) antgeth: or not, cause he’d be clumsy when folding them
(11:52:58 PM) antgeth: so they’d be great designs
(11:53:01 PM) antgeth: but bad construction
(11:53:10 PM) antgeth: and then he’d be confused as to why they’d stall
(11:53:32 PM) antgeth: “the COG in that one should be perfect”
John Totally Cheats on Flans with Brian Dewan
- typewrittengirl: i don't know that he's even actually *friends* with john, just flans
- typewrittengirl: i don't know that *anyone* is friends with john besides brian dewan
- revsyungmyungme: who is his secret man love
- revsyungmyungme: in their creepy-guy love cave
- typewrittengirl: ugh the fact that brian dewan is not hot and therefore i can't ship them is the great tragedy of my life
- revsyungmyungme: He's crafty though. Maybe he can build some sort of... quaintly-creepy wooden sex bot.
(3:05:07 PM) apollonum: flans is at home fucking robin in the dark and they have a bunch of candles
(3:05:12 PM) apollonum: and WINE
(3:05:18 PM) apollonum: and smooth jazz
—Apollo on how Flans is surely dealing with the hurricane
(8:58:08 PM) apollonum: john linnell is not cheeses
(8:58:19 PM) apollonum: i’m pretty sure he’s not even dairy-based
—Apollo re: me saying John is “everything good in the world”
