The healing doesn't stop the feeling.

JUST SHUT UP OK JOHN

Y’know, when John was younger he had various accordions that were bigger than the Manccordion and yeh they’re extremely sexy and all but I never FLIP OUT looking at videos/pictures with them cos I DIDN’T NEED HIM TO BE PROVING HIS STRENGTH when he was, like, my age.

But GOD then of course he only played the Manccordion for a YEAR and then he said the fucking thing at the Pink show about how there’s so much accordion on that album cos he “had better upper-body strength then” and now he’s “in a sad old-man competition” with his younger self and I cried and oh my god FUCK HIM.

(Yeh I get really turned on by the concept of him aging except for the, like, actual things that happen when you age, cos I am entirely reasonable.)

I don’t think John was ready for them to take this picture

I don’t think John was ready for them to take this picture

Coffee cutie on JBTV

Coffee cutie on JBTV

When John is REALLY REALLY SEXY like wearing his glasses and having his accordion on (yes it’s really sexy when he has his accordion on even if he’s not playing it at that exact moment) and REALLY REALLY ADORABLE like laughing simultaneously MY BRAIN DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND IT’S CONFUSING

When John is REALLY REALLY SEXY like wearing his glasses and having his accordion on (yes it’s really sexy when he has his accordion on even if he’s not playing it at that exact moment) and REALLY REALLY ADORABLE like laughing simultaneously MY BRAIN DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND IT’S CONFUSING