The healing doesn't stop the feeling.

JUST SHUT UP OK JOHN

Y’know, when John was younger he had various accordions that were bigger than the Manccordion and yeh they’re extremely sexy and all but I never FLIP OUT looking at videos/pictures with them cos I DIDN’T NEED HIM TO BE PROVING HIS STRENGTH when he was, like, my age.

But GOD then of course he only played the Manccordion for a YEAR and then he said the fucking thing at the Pink show about how there’s so much accordion on that album cos he “had better upper-body strength then” and now he’s “in a sad old-man competition” with his younger self and I cried and oh my god FUCK HIM.

(Yeh I get really turned on by the concept of him aging except for the, like, actual things that happen when you age, cos I am entirely reasonable.)

IT’S SO OBVIOUS

A friend of mine on Facebook just posted a picture of a “hot” guy and said “someone needs to send him around to give her a massage” and it actually made me LOL because obviously these little muscley, younger than me bimbos are not the real standard of male beauty. SKELETAL MIDDLE-AGED BESPECTACLED SPAZZY NERDS ARE WHERE IT’S AT, YO.

Re-capping the Flood promo from the high-quality version on the Gigantic DVD wooooooo

Re-capping the Flood promo from the high-quality version on the Gigantic DVD wooooooo

shervinfoto:

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Well GEE John you certainly look as if you were prepared to have your picture taken. “He looks like a hobo.” —Apollo

shervinfoto:

they might be giants
www.shervinfoto.com

Well GEE John you certainly look as if you were prepared to have your picture taken. “He looks like a hobo.” —Apollo

"Boss of Me" on Leno

"Boss of Me" on Leno

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John being a dork while hosting an MTV show called Post Modern.

John being a dork while hosting an MTV show called Post Modern.