Y’know, when John was younger he had various accordions that were bigger than the Manccordion and yeh they’re extremely sexy and all but I never FLIP OUT looking at videos/pictures with them cos I DIDN’T NEED HIM TO BE PROVING HIS STRENGTH when he was, like, my age.
But GOD then of course he only played the Manccordion for a YEAR and then he said the fucking thing at the Pink show about how there’s so much accordion on that album cos he “had better upper-body strength then” and now he’s “in a sad old-man competition” with his younger self and I cried and oh my god FUCK HIM.
(Yeh I get really turned on by the concept of him aging except for the, like, actual things that happen when you age, cos I am entirely reasonable.)
A friend of mine on Facebook just posted a picture of a “hot” guy and said “someone needs to send him around to give her a massage” and it actually made me LOL because obviously these little muscley, younger than me bimbos are not the real standard of male beauty. SKELETAL MIDDLE-AGED BESPECTACLED SPAZZY NERDS ARE WHERE IT’S AT, YO.